Weird, shocking and surprising stories
Happening all over the week
Asking all sorts of questions
This is what the ####?!!!
Welcome folks as What the ####?! returns for another year, this is what makes my Sunday’s proud. The stories that will make you confused, shocked and maybe laugh a little bit as well along the way. All true stories, check them out for more information.
Over the weekend, I read this particular story on the Sky News website and couldn’t help but roll my eyes a few times. Greater Manchester pOlice have children age seven and eight. Where they suspected of fighting? Driving? Foul language? Oh no! They were suspected…. of raping children, maybe even teenagers!!! 😮😮😧😧
I find this very hard to believe, how could they even know what rape is? Have they even been playing to much Grand Theft Auto? Do they watch a lot of porn? Violence and all that?? The victims were believed to believe one at under 13 and one at under 16.
So these idiots have put one over teenagers but how??? They must be incredible vulnerable the poor things. And what’s more dramatic is by law, children under the age of 10 can’t be charged at court because it’s the age of criminal responsibility.
I wonder though cause there will be a few dilemmas. What would the parents of these idiot young kids do to them in terms of punishment??? Maybe even a months detention isn’t enough. Could we just get the Kane out just one last time or something more brutal. Maybe we could send them to Bad Lads Army and deal with hard graft that way.
Now how about this for a puzzle, a woman in Idaho, US has been killed after her two year old son accidentally shot her with a gun he found when reaching into her bag. This took place at a local Walmart. The shooting was accidental and rightfully so.
But my worry is, does Veronica always keep a gun in her handbag? That’s a bit like over here in the UK where young people always carry a knife with them. It doesn’t make sense because the kid wouldn’t know what to do with it in the first place. Always leave your guns or knifes at home!!
From guns to offence Tweets and this week comes from the most hated woman in the UK, Katie Hopkins, a woman who thrives on criticism everywhere. This week she wrote these following Tweets.
“Sending us Ebola bombs in the form of sweatly Glaswegians just isn’t cricket. Scottish NHS sucks.”
“Glaswegians Ebola patient moved to London’s Royal Free hospital. Not so i dependant when it matters most are we Jocksville?”
This came from the news that Pauline Cafferkey who was been diagnosed with Ebola is being treated back in the UK. Now, Katie is a woman who apparently recently gained four stones and lost it all just like that. I’m could tell you right now how much of a dick she is but I’m not cause she thrives from all this, so if she appears anywhere in the news next week, I will make a weekly feature of her Tweets in Katie Hopkins: My S### 2015 with others. You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!
Now with have a bit of breaking music news and its U2 frontman Bono, one of the richest music men in the business. He fears that he may never play guitar again after a biking accident back in November. The “freak accident” meant he broke his arm in six places and fractured his eye socket.
He is currently taking painkillers to try and get himself ready for the upcoming tour. Now, I always thought Bono was always the lead singer and never played guitar in the band. But I leave you with a comment he made from the interview, learning from his mistakes saying “the first of which is a discovery that I am not an armoured vehicle.” Of course, we are all human after all Bono.
Now a couple of quick stories to finish off. A tweet from the Cheshire police said. “Man arrested for drink-drive after losing control on a car park and crashing into Fordsham police station, #epicfail.”
This was the driver rolled off a neighbour car park and into the police station after midnight. The easiest catch that Cheshire police have ever had in their professional career 😄😄😄.
Finally, most people stayed up for the New Years Eve celebration, however it was completely different in Rome. Apparently from the 1,000 police officers available to work, 85.3% were absent on the night.
Now apparently discipline action could be taken from all those involved in who were absent. I wouldn’t think there was a nasty police bug going round, probable from spaghetti or something. Luckily though, there was no incidents, it all went swimmingly which is a huge relief 😃😃. Italians do know how to party and I’m not mento only Berlusconi 😄.
Thank you very much for all your likes and comments throughout the Christmas period and here’s to a successful 2015. See ya 😃😃