Hey! You with the dog!! Stop will ya, for Christ sake!!! Bloody hell! Eejit’s deaf. I can’t yell any louder.
Now what am I gonna do? I gone and got meself stuck ‘ere like Winnie the Pooh in the honey tree. Can’t move forward. Can’t move back. Right twat I am. Why did I ever let me talk meself into this pickle!
It all started this morning. I woke up at the crack of dawn like I always do. Gorgeous day it were. Sun was just peeking over the horizon. The sky was blushing a pretty pink and Venus was twinkling a welcome to the morning. Anybody would think all the birds in the world were here, that’s how loud they were. Made me smile though. The night rain was glistening like little diamonds all over the garden. Pretty as a picture, I thought, singing to meself “Oh…
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